Oh, Pho! Delicious, delicious pho! From Junior High through High School, I always crossed my fingers that Sunday lunch would be a pho lunch. My mouth would anxiously water as we drove out to Kent's Great Wall Mall, home to Pho To Chau, my Dad's favorite pho place. I'd order a #6 or #9, whichever is the one that has brisket and tendons (I never eat the tendons, I just like them there for flavor). Throw in some hoisin sauce, basil, bean sprouts, hint of lime, and you pretty much have the tastiest beef broth imaginable. I love noodles. Noodles and dumplings, and spring rolls. Probably my favorite things about Asian food.
After my pho high, I would immediately pass out due to a pho-induced food coma in our Honda accord, and after a 35 minute ride home, I drowsily moved from the car to the nearest couch, upon which I covered myself with big pillows to continue my nap to the sound of the Seahawks football game. My Dad was my twin across the family room, except that he snores, and I don't.
This was pretty much a typical Sunday for me as a teenager. Now that I've lived in New York for almost four years, I'm beginning to think Seattle must have something in the water, because I can't find pho in New York City that compares to the ones that I've had there. One would think, New York, the multi-cultural food capital of America would have the best of the best for each ethnicity, but this is not the case.
I've been to Nha Trang and Pho Bang, the new pho place on Bedford Avenue in Williamsburg whose name I can't recall (I had high hopes for this place, and I should have known it would have to succumb to the trendiness of the neighborhood), and Saigon Grill. I've witnessed the grand opening of Pho 32 right across the street from Yoga to the People on St. Marks and have been skeptical to try it. The downfall of all of these places is either the broth isn't beefy enough, the soup is overpriced, there aren't enough selections of pho to choose from, or the ambience is way too fancy for a pho establishment. One could say my standards for pho and pho eating establishments are very particular, but as a simple lover of pho, let's use one of my favorite Seattle joints, Than Brothers, as a prime example:
1) Pho must be around the $5 price point for a small bowl. $7 is probably my limit. It better be damn good if it's $7+...or very large.
2) There should be upwards of 12 choices on a pho menu. Not 2. The soups should not be named "Pho Classic" or "Pho Special." The meats have names! The menu should include Pho Ga (although never order it). And never order the meatball one either...come on people, choose your cuts! [Menu courtesy of Than Brothers, Seattle].
SMALL $4.95
MEDIUM $5.75
LARGE $6.25
X-LARGE $6.95
EXTRA MEAT $0.85
EXTRA MEAT BALL $0.85
EXTRA NOODLE $0.60
EACH TO GO $0.60
A. Pho Ga(Rice noodle soup with chicken)
B. Pho Bo Vien(Rice noodle soup with meat ball)
C. Pho Bo(Rice noodle soup with beef as follow : )
1. Tai
Rice noodle soup with eye-round steak
2. Tai Chin
Rice noodle soup with eye-round steak and brisket
3. Tai Nam
Rice noodle soup with eye-round steak and well-done flank
4. Tai Sach
Rice noodle soup with eye-round steak and tripe
5. Tai Gan
Rice noodle soup with eye-round steak and soft tendon
6. Chin Nam
Rice noodle soup with brisket and well-done flank
7. Chin Gan
Rice noodle soup with brisket and soft tendon
8. Chin Sach
Rice noodle soup with brisket and tripe
9. Tai Chin Nam
Rice noodle soup with eye-round steak, brisket and well-done flank
10. Tai Chin Gan
Rice noodle soup with eye-round steak, brisket and soft tendon
11. Tai Chin Sach
Rice noodle soup with eye-round steak, brisket and tripe
12. Tai Chin Nam Gan - PERSONAL FAVE
Rice noodle soup with eye-round steak, brisket, well-done flank and soft tendon
13. Tai Chin Nam Sach
Rice noodle soup with eye-round steak, brisket, well-done flank and tripe
14. Tai Chin Nam Gau Gan Sach
Rice noodle soup with eye-round steak, well-done flank, marble brisket, soft tendon, tripe
3) Pho restaurants should have glass counter-topped tables or plastic covering, as well as a wallpaper of mirrors around the walls. No need to make it classy. You know, half the people eating pho on a Sunday morning on the Ave in Seattle's U-District are there because they're hungover, and pho just happens to be the best cure.
4) Bonus points if the Pho restaurant name includes a pun.
5) Additional bonus points if the pho establishment serves free cream puffs at the end of the meal. (Thanks, Than Brothers!)
Perhaps with all these standards I should start a franchise in Brooklyn?!?